Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Bad situation.

Colloquialism:

Wow, super Taxating situation for you.

by 12% 15 August, 2024

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The bald-headed buddhists and hindu boys at their temples sacrificing to fake gods and offering prayers to the dead.

Colloquialism:

Temple Boys are at it again in Venice Beach. I do enjoy the Shaolin Temple training, but let's hope one of these Temple Boys doesn't get radicalized, and blow himself up.

by Radicalize Me 3 January, 2025

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Definition:

The MBA grad that doesn't read your Airbnb listing correctly; wants free airconditioning and more discounts.

Colloquialism:

Oh Clarissa! All you had to do was read my airbnb listing description. You claim to travel so much but don't know how to read properly. What are we going to do with you Oh Clarissa!

by Dornelas Milano 26 November, 2025

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Fictional planet writers who talk about the eventual failed mission to mars.

Colloquialism:

Wow, if Faturn and Stupider chime in again Wacko Jacko won't be able to do the Moon Walk, while secretely raping kids at Never Never Land.

by Blue Origin 31 May, 2025

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Definition:

People that work the graveyard shift.

Colloquialism:

Just another graveyarder working the late night shift. I'm so glad I'm not a graveyarder!

by Open Hearts Graves 7 July, 2023

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Definition:

Figure of speech. To mean it's not worth the time to think about it or expend energy on that thing, person, or issue.

Colloquialism:

Brah, Forget It! She's not worth your time dude. Forget it! Just Forget It! Fuckin' Forget It!

by Joe Blow 24 July, 2024

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Definition:

Taking early retirement as soon as possible, or going on disability as fast as you can to collect social security, disability benefits, and stop working the 9-5 grind at Fedex.

Colloquialism:

Yup, my brother-in-law Blake from de Bayou was one dem Fedup Workers. Took less money, got his early retirement at 55 and now he plays golf in Heaven. Those Fedup Workers bought a lottery ticket and miraculously won, now they don't have to work at Fedex anymore.

by Need a Payout 25 August, 2024

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Definition:

Dumb saying by Americans to talk about the beauty of a person's face.

Colloquialism:

My lawd, his Facecard is on point! Now, bout her Facecard, I'm not using one syllable but two syllables to talk about that visage.

by It's Complicated 11 June, 2026

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Definition:

Passing up good women for immediate bootay and losing out on real love.

Colloquialism:

Yep, I Assed Up on too many good women. Makin' up for lost time.

by Baconater 2 February, 2026

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