Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

Minnesota somali daycare center scam.

Colloquialism:

The Paycare Center Collective stole billions.

by Tim Waltz 30 December, 2025

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The people who follow heathen religions. Pagans.

Colloquialism:

Ya damn Pagans! I hate Religionists. Can you just believe in Christ? Makin' my life difficult.

by Religionists Suck 28 June, 2023

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The Figure Eight company founder famous for paying modern day slaves literally pennies on the dollar for tasks.

Colloquialism:

Lukas Liewald deserves to get his ass kicked.

by AI Tech Girl 27 August, 2024

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Definition:

Minor or trivial problems in developed nations.

Colloquialism:

My waterbed has a leak. Oh well, just a First World Problem. No big deal. Wouldn't want a third world problem!

by Whoa Nelly 29 June, 2024

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When strippers pole dance and twirl in a ring on stage.

Colloquialism:

She brought it to a whole new level with her Stripnastics. Girls, definitely got Stripnastic skills on the dance pole.

by Marcy 8 August, 2024

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When a guy oggles a good looking woman and she can't turn away the attention.

Colloquialism:

Got me a Free Look, she didn't like, but I did. I don't care, love the Free Look.

by Playertease 8 August, 2024

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The act of pick pocketing like the famous Pick Pocketeer Mary Frith.

Colloquialism:

If you decide to live a life of street crime you gots to do it right like Mary Frith, and Cutpurse do be a legit Pick Pocketeer.

by Pock Pocketeer 9 August, 2024

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Subway workers

Colloquialism:

Hey, I'm a Sandwich Artist. I craft Subway sandwiches!

by BMT 26 July, 2024

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Definition:

To confuse or bamboozle.

Colloquialism:

It's quite jarring and confusing to say The Least? Talk about the Jargogle heathens utter in that wasteland of a mind.

by Sanguinolency 18 October, 2024

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Definition:

Super hot chick.

Colloquialism:

Shagged me a Baddie bro! Was a Baddie all night long!

by Baddie Baller 26 June, 2023

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