Mockupedia: The Official Mock Dictionary

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Definition:

White people who are afraid of people of color for no good reason, but have to blame others for their problems. The sheer trepidation of minority people.

Colloquialism:

White fright chicks be blaming people of color for everything.

by Anonymous 26 June, 2023

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Broke ass losers

Colloquialism:

Broke is average. I straight up don't like Averagers, period! Averagers suck all around me.

by High Limit 15 October, 2023

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An expression for excessive greed! The most greedy moment in a person's life. Sarcastically defining the intolerant view of greed at its pinnacle. Named after the Greedy Gehazi found in II Kings 5:20-27.

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"The Greed Of Gehazi!" The white guy thought he could flip real estate and bank 20 million for himself only to be overleveraged to the hilt, but now the creditors are after his delinquent ass because he failed in procuring a successful buyer, "Oh The Greed Of Gehazi!"

by Good Deeds 27 July, 2023

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Bad situation.

Colloquialism:

Wow, super Taxating situation for you.

by 12% 15 August, 2024

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Mormons

Colloquialism:

Mons be so white and lost in their cult.

by Cultivate Lies 14 October, 2023

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When old women talk at restaurants about the guilty feelings of not being everything for their childen.

Colloquialism:

Man, I'm just tryin' to eat my tacos but had to overhear the Maternal Guilt of the grannies talkin' about why they feel they coudn't add up.

by Unreasonable Conscience 26 August, 2024

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Unholy, unrighteous, profane, inaccurate, heathen, pagan, shoddy philosophical thought.

Colloquialism:

Pastor T called us out on all that Unbiblicalness. I present you sinners a new word: Unbiblicalness! Cut the unbiblical cord please with so much Unbiblicalness in the pews. U want a legalistic term from the pentalostal crowd, I got one: Unbiblicalness.

by King'om o Yahweh 14 October, 2024

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Abuse

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Women be always calling out the Buse like I'm Gary Busey, when I'm expressin' myself like the Alpha Dog that I am.

by She Badly Right 4 July, 2025

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Expensive food, small portions. Not appetizing. Waiters lie. Huge gratuity restuarants

Colloquialism:

Fuckin' "less-u-rants!" Everytime I order a food item at this resturant, it's like a gazillion dollars and like the tiniest smallest gourmet hors d'oeuvre. Damn, I came to eat for real, not cheat on my appetite at a "less-u-rant!" "Less-u-rants" be suckin! We ain't at a restaurant, but at a less-u-rant!

by Cheatin' On My Appetite 18 September, 2023

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To get the third world out of you when you return to the USA.

Colloquialism:

Yea, I've had to Defobulate at least thirty times in my life and sometimes it takes longer than others. When I Defobulate I gots to get The Accents out of my brain.

by Irked by the Smirk 18 May, 2025

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